DeadBabyJokes

Text 5 May 1 note What’s the difference between a baby and a bagel?

Text 22 Sep 2 notes What’s the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?

Text 26 Aug 3 notes What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza?

Text 17 Aug 2 notes What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

Text 6 Aug 4 notes What’s white and bobs up and down in a baby’s crib?

Text 2 Aug 5 notes What’s the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?

Text 1 Aug 2 notes How many dead babies fit in a barrel?

Text 30 Jul 2 notes How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Text 27 Jul 1 note How do you stop a baby from choking?

Text 26 Jul 4 notes What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?

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